Lead Researchers

Dr. Bunsen Burns

Founding Researcher.
Reactive Chemistry.

Dr. Snappy Khamal

Founding Researcher.
Enviornmental Studies and Labor Research

Dr. Edwin Wright

Physical Chemistry.

Associate Researchers

Dr. Friedrich Ohm

Electrochemistry.
Student(s): Andrew Moore

Dr. Alexander Coconut

Biochemistry with an emphasis on production of genetically modified organisms.

Dr. Karl Sloshmud

Astronomy.

Postdoctoral Scholars

Dr. Saulty Sun

Hoplology.
Student: Liu Tesla

Students

N3bster3

Psychology.
Advisor: Dr. Snappy Khamal

Liu Tesla

Hoplology.
Advisor: Dr. Bunsen Burns

Non-research Affiliated Employees

Sophie Vela

Human Resources and Public Resources Specialist.

Emeritus

Dr. Ossis House

Psychology.
Student(s): Goldar House

Dr. Goldar House

Food Chemistry.
Advisor: Dr. Ossis House